Simon: Let me see! Let me see!
Kitten: Geez o'pete. I don't need no stinking hot gloves.
Me: No, Kitten. She didn't bring gloves for you.
Simon: Let me see! Let me see!
Me: Calm down, Simon. There is something for both of you.
Kitten: Alright then. Show us if you must.
Whereupon I brandish forth two bags of special gourmet cat treats!
Me: See! One is Beachside Crunch. Loaded with the yumminess of shrimp, crab and tuna!
Kitten: I can get those flavors across the road.
Simon: Goody! Goody!
Me: Look you guys. The other is Picnic Crunch. Chicken, turkey and cheddar!
Simon: Prrrrrrrr!
Kitten: Cheese binds me up.
Me: Well, ok then. Maybe I will give some to Simon then.
Kitten: Just you try to rustle these out of my paws!
2 comments:
Sounds like a conversation that would happen here too!
At my house, the commando would have appreciated the gifting idea, but they would have been bummed it wasn't catnip. I am pretty sure they'd have enjoyed what they got, other than Mokito who would vocalize his displeasure!
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