New in the Neighborhood

There must be a new laundry service in the neighborhood. I found a flyer from them stuck in my door. They must want the gringo business because it was printed in English. At least I think it was English. Here is what it says:
“the canotal laundry express, is always put to its pleasing service as of today and in the washing, drying and ironing of all its clothes in fine, excellent, delicate general with but and the outpost technology leader in the branch and quality and hygiene of its clothes and articles in general”
I think they are trying to say that they have dryers.