I had to go to our local dentist the other day. He is actually the official dentist for the military stationed here on the island. Since he speaks English, he has discovered that he can tap into the Gringo market here and make a bit of pocket money.
When he had finished giving me a new smile, he handed me a hand mirror. It was shaped like a giant molar. I started to giggle and couldn't stop. He looked at me quizzically.
All I could say was "I am so glad you are not a gynecologist too!"