Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Naughty Nightlife

I swear, this island has something for everybody. Witness this little place.

It's Bronco's Piano Bar. Trust me, there is no piano inside there! But there is a stage of sorts with a silver pole anchored to it. Lots of dirty tables scattered around too. And "hostesses" abound, more than willing to share a tequila with you. Which is more than likely water colored with a little splash of beer. Why heck, they are so friendly, they are always just begging to dance on your lap. I would think those high heels would hurt dancing around on your thighs. I always politely turn them down. At least I hope they think "Ewwww!" is polite.

I've never seen, er that is, I have been told that local women do not go into this place. Not even to retrieve their wayward husbands. In fact, one of the first things our last Mayor tried to do was close this place down. She thought home was the place for husbands to be and if they didn't have this little den of inequity, they would just go home after work and behave themselves. She was oh so wrong on that front!

I can also tell you for NOT go into the bathrooms. At least the Men's room. You will be sorry and the visions that await you will be burned into your retinas forever. Unless you like walking through piles of what people had for dinner just a few hours earlier.

And the visions coming from that stage will do a job on your retinas too. But I'm not going to go into detail about that!

The music is pretty good though.


Anonymous said...

I find it amazing that you were even in there!

Calypso said...

Your entry kind of sets the stage for not drinking in excess tonite ;-)

Have a GREAT one amigo.

CancunCanuck said...

Ummm, so, what were you doing in there Mr. Wayne? I can only imagine your suffering, alas, as a blogger you go out of your way to show us everything there is to know about Isla Mujeres, thank you for martyring yourself for the cause.

Do you think they'd let me on stage? ;-)

Islagringo said...

Mimi: I am nothing if not liberal and willing to try new things.

Calypso: I will bet lots of money that there will be lots of excessive drinking on this island tonight. It is packed right now with National tourists. Every golf cart available has been rented and is in my way on the roads!

I'll be drinking a toast to you and Anita tonight for sure.

Islagringo said...

Canuck: Yes, what I won't do for my readers! From what I have seen, I have no doubt that they would let you on that stage!

Steve Cotton said...

Maybe you and Calypso could take up a collection for these underdressed women. Though I suspect that the clientele may not appreciate the gesture.

Islagringo said...

Steve: Sometimes the written word is harsher than actually hearing the statement. Case in point. If I didn't know you better, I would think you were poking fun at our efforts to help the kids of Veracruz.

Steve Cotton said...

Point well taken.

K.W. Michigan said...

Well I"m shocked that you were in a place like that!! Where are the inside pictures?

American Mommy in Mexico said...

Real life is what it is. So who owns this place? What kind of women are working there? Why do the men go there? Is the food good too?

LadyBlue said...

"Den of INEQUITY" is an apt description! At least until a comparable place is available for las mujeres. Bet it would be a lot nicer, and the bathrooms would be more civilized.

Islagringo said...

kw: I don't think they would allow photos inside that place. Nor would you really want to see them!

American Mommy: such curiousity! Maybe you missed the fact that this is a stripper club?

LadyBlue: guess I should have spellchecked! Have you ever been to a ladies night with male strippers? Let me know how civilized those women act!